The High Sheriff of Kinsley (possibly promoter John Curran) has issued the following edict as the track – and village – prepare for the arrival of dozens of animal rights protestors on Saturday night. We think the content speaks for itself
TOWN NOTICE – TO ALL TOWN FOLK
Kinsley is getting ready for a posse of bandits arriving from the Wirral the bandits are headed by the notorious, despicable James’s Duo, sometimes known as Rita & Michael James, alias Margaret Joannou Yarwood and Michael James Yarwood. This notorious nasty gang of bandits are expected to arrive at Kinsley on Saturday.
The town Sheriff is making all preparations to have a welcoming party with some big surprises and will defend the town from these nasty bandits.
The Sheriff has posted wanted posters for the questioning of Margaret Joannou Yarwood and Michael James Yarwood concerning “Charities” “Charitable Organisation” and their status insofar as the “Charity Commission”.
The infamous well known Town Sheriff of Kinsley will do all he can to obtain the answers to these questions avoided thus far from these slippery bandits.
Health and Safety
The showdown is to take place in Main Street Kinsley at 6-00 noon all intercept bystanders should take cover.
The High Sheriff of Kinsley
The welfarists will be met with the following barrier:
